July 2009
2 posts
10:05AM = Spongebob Time
I play "I'm On A Boat" way too much.
(via myspaceshipisanelephant)
bumper sticker that i saw today:
charmyourwayout:
whatwewillbe:
“God said it. That settles it. Whether you believe it or not”
LOL DID YOU HEAR HIM SAY IT?
(NOT TRYING TO START ANYTHING GUISE, BUT MY MOM EVEN SAID IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE AND SHE GOES TO CHURCH)
LOL WUT? “LOL DID YOU HEAR HIM SAY IT?” I WOULD’VE SAID TO THE OWNER “VIDS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.”
OHHH FACE!
yes, that really is my mom
therefortomorrow:
johanandsomecolour:
(via therefortomorrow) I thought you were kidding
no….that would be my mom lol
lmfao THAT’S WRONG! MOMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY AND FAT AND OLD!
yes, that really is my mom
(via therefortomorrow) I thought you were kidding
Johan>Johanne
myspaceshipisanelephant:
(via johanandsomecolour) No way, my name has TWO mothafucking names for the price of one!
listen Mr.Bargains, I don’t care.
Johan>Johanne
June 2009
77 posts
paulavaleria:
johanandsomecolour:
paulavaleria:
Tommorow you’re going to meet my sons, LashaNae and Derrell. they’re magical half Irish midgets who spit bubblegum :O
OHMYJEEZ, they spit bubblegum?! That’s hella schweet. LMFAO! wtf?!
mhm >.<
lmfao, you wrote that?
of course
paulavaleria:
Tommorow you’re going to meet my sons, LashaNae and Derrell. they’re magical half Irish midgets who spit bubblegum :O
OHMYJEEZ, they spit bubblegum?! That’s hella schweet. LMFAO! wtf?!
mhm >.<
WAZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :P
omg remember that?
Ew Tumblr isn't fun to me because my real friends...
therefortomorrow:
johanandsomecolour:
gotta gotta change that o.0
i think this hurts my feelings.
Youz a Estuped Haw.
Ew Tumblr isn't fun to me because my real friends...
gotta gotta change that o.0
Spongebob is on
Oh hell yeah I’m watching it.
172) Long live the fucking king of pop. seriously,...
fishcakes95:
(via notgunnalie)
http://sarahsaurusrex.tumblr.com/
If you follow her idk what I’ll, um another picture? :O’Cause I love exploiting myself like that.
I have a feeling this 100 followers thing just...
sarahsaurusrex:
thebansteven:
sarahsaurusrex:
D:
i tired to help, tunrs out i am not as influential as i thought
It’s okay, I love you because you tried. Haha. I have all week I guess. Maybe a miracle will happen. :o
I’ll try to make it happen
I like simple girls who don't go beyond eyeliner
that was my aim, stalk me bitches gosh!
cindersandrain:
(via johanandsomecolour)
only if you promise to stalk me LOL.
lmfao
that was my aim, stalk me bitches gosh!
I'm not on but add it
yourmomsabike
I like the Axe Chocolate Man commercial.
That song, I wanna sex someone listening to it. Or Pawn.
why can't i be good with HTML?!
tateonthereal:
i need a badass theme.
HTML is super easyyy, you just need to have time and dedication…which none of us do :)
44 Followers in less than an hour
atlastglance:
johanandsomecolour:
Damn, I’m good.
You’re welcome, betch.
;P
I feel like a cock sometimes, I win like every...
OLD _____ > NEW ________
tateonthereal:
johanandsomecolour:
tateonthereal:
srs u guise.
NO! New Emarosa > Old Emarosa
…..ok. that is truth. :)
lol :)
44 Followers in less than an hour
Damn, I’m good.
OLD _____ > NEW ________
tateonthereal:
srs u guise.
NO! New Emarosa > Old Emarosa
I FUCKING HATE EDUCATION CONNECTION COMMERCIALS....
(via iamthespider) THANK YOU! They’re like fake freecreditreport.com commercials
LOL JOHAN
biancauseyourtelescope:
Thanks :)
:P
OHAI GUYS! You wanna come to my sexy party?
Spitters are quitters.
charmyourwayout:
lastsummerhero:
Swallowers get followers.
LOL LOL STEPHEN.
I want a Drop Dead shirt
kelseysmile:
But my mom won’t order one because it is from the UK.
-_- that sucks
I should work for Ghost Busters.
Theres ghosts in my house and I talk to them, I’m not crazy, my house has witnessed many deaths :O
mike-:
questions: Why do most people suck?
i thought you swallowed?
OH! That deserves a point in my imaginary point system.
So people OD'd on the BMTH post I made
what am I, swine flu? AWWWWW.
I'm a nerd, no I'm not saying it to be cute, I...